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Whereas it is now possible for an individual or a group of individuals to acquire or manufacture weapons of mass destruction capable of killing tens to hundreds of thousands of people, a possibility not foreseen by the writers of the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America, and

Whereas the Right of Revolution implicit in the Right to Bear Arms is abnegated by the use of weapons of mass destruction in such revolution, and the continued existence of the human species demands that any use of weapons of mass destruction be viewed as criminal and abhorrent, and

Whereas in the present time volunteer militias raised by the States are not necessary to the maintenance of a free State, and

Whereas in the present time it remains an unfortunate necessity for many people to retain the ability to defend their persons and property by force, and

Whereas it is desirable that law enforcement agencies and the People choose whenever possible to defend themselves by non-lethal means,

The Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed and replaced as follows:

The possibilites of armed resistance to tyranny and to criminal assault being necessary for the maintenance of a free society, the Right of the People to keep and bear arms equivalent in kind to those employed by patrol officers of Federal and State law enforcement agencies shall not be infringed. The States may require registration of arms and licensing of arms owners and bearers as the People deem appropriate. Weapons legally owned shall not be subject to siezure unless the owner is credibly suspected of having used weapons to commit crime, or of knowingly supplying weapons to individuals or organizations for the purposes of crime.

Well. This has the chance of the proverbial ice cube in Hell.