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Blind Chihuahua

More to religion
than pleasing
your imaginary friend

To the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic

There's a pretty little planet spinning round the Galaxy,
Where there’s several billion people half in total poverty.
Religions have amassed great wealth in the Creator’s name.
The situation is insane.

Glory, Glory Hallelujah,Glory, Glory Hallelujah,Glory, Glory Hallelujah,
The situation is insane.

Religions' gold was spent on wars and building massive homes,
The Creator doesn't want huge shrines with steepled crystal domes.
Religions’ bank accounts are often crammed right to the brim,
What a putrid, stinking sin.

Glory, Glory Hallelujah,...
What a putrid, stinking sin.

Our thanks to our Creator for his prophets through the years,
Who were killed and hurt and mocked and burned ‘cause of Religions fears.
Religions have confused the world for very, very long,
Perhaps they ALL are wrong.

Glory, Glory Hallelujah,…
Perhaps they ALL are wrong.

We pray to our Creator, who we know exists for sure:
"Please strip religions' assets soon and give them to the poor."
"Please OPEN politicians' eyes so they can see the light,
That poverty’s not right."

Glory, Glory Hallelujah,…
That poverty’s not right.

Please cut out all the middle men so we worship only you,
Please show us miracles again, just like you used to do.
Please liquidate religions that have bent your truth and lied.
Religions should be crucified!

Glory, Glory Hallelujah,…
Religions should be crucified!

The person who wrote the above lyrics wishes to clarify that:

  1. The term "crucified" is symbolic and not an attempt to get certain religious leaders executed or tortured.
  2. The term "Religions" does not necessarily apply to every religion in the world.
  3. No offence is meant to be caused against a person's religious or spiritual beliefs. If religious leaders are offended, then the message has sunk in.
  4. "Tithing" is great, by all means keep 10% of all your assets (God tax) and give the rest of your "church" funds to the destitute NOW.
  5. Andronicos is a British Greek living in Acapulco and California. He is also a Galactic Federation Auditor assigned to check out what Humans are up to on Planet Earth.
Well, I never!

VCBC is officially friendly to organized and disorganized religion. VCBC is also officially friendly to wealth — in fact, we believe the solution to the maldistribution of wealth is to create so much wealth that it doesn't matter how it is distributed. However, because many religions extoll poverty while hypocritically amassing great wealth, we couldn't resist this socialist gem. Lest you get offended, the author wishes you to read his footnotes before you flame him. Also, note that he is trying to change the world by a particular date. See his website,